Total Medals Earned: 245 (From
53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,915 Points
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose a game
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Open your cellphone
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
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Get punched out by Tom.
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...