Total Medals Earned: 463 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,505 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (125/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (70/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Kill all the enemies.
Get all the coins.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/145 points)
Lose a game
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
Medals Earned: 11/12 (180/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone